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nickgrimshade:

do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid

For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused

I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.

(Source: punkasslouis)

Imagine Harry Potter was set in Australia.

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

(Source: illshowyoumadness)

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

Today at work...

  • Me:

    Thank you for calling, how can I help you?

  • Customer:

    I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.

  • Me:

    I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?

  • Customer:

    Not on me. Can you search by my name?

  • Me:

    Certainly. And your name is?

  • Customer:

    Mark Pellegrino.

  • Me:

    ...Mark Pellegrino?

  • Customer:

    Yes.

  • Me:

    As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?

  • Customer:

    *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.

  • Me:

    Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.

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